Les frustrées US

On behalf of all the frustrated people around the world
In the name of all the poor left behind
I'm going to puncture the tires of all the cars with fogged windows.
And I'm going to cut the hair of tall blondes

In the name of those that inside they are beautiful
In the name of all inconsolable cuckolds
I'm going to sneak all the little couples to their motels.
And I'll yell "fire" when it sounds nice.

On behalf of all good women on the diet
On behalf of all victims of adultery
I'm going to hang unintentionally with the end of my cigarette.
All the visions of the private secretaries

On behalf of all the frustrated people around the world
I'm going to kidnap Shakira and Cameron Diaz.
I'm going to make them eat chips and brownies out of the bag.
Until two big flabby bellies appear.

In the name of all the not pretty but very nice steps
In the name of all those who revolt against men
I'm going to break into the girls' little bastards' homes
I'm going to make them "gueli gueli" while they sleep.

In the name of all those allergic to agaces
In the name of all the enemies of Sharon Stone
I'm going to sit at the cinema behind a couple kissing each other.
I'm going to sneeze into the dirty footage

On behalf of all the frustrated people around the world
In the name of the taffy eaters of Saint Catherine
I'm going to get people to sign petitions against sex on TV.
I'm going to hunt for Marilyn's laminates

In the name of all the coquettes that age
And who no longer catch their husband's eye
I'm going to find a way to grow varicose veins.
On Monica Bellucci's gambettes

In the name of disillusionment and rage
In the name of the secret temptations of the grannies
I'll beg the devil to make a cold sore appear
On the big cursed mouth of Angelina Jolie

On behalf of all the frustrated people around the world
I composed this therapeutic song
The louder you shout it, ladies, the more liberated you feel.
I recommend it to all chronically frustrated people!